John's definitions

shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.

I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!

by John May 31, 2004

Sassafrass

it is a word used to describe what Deidra is

deidra thinks she has more sass than everyone

by John July 27, 2004

core

a suffix which basically, when combined with the prefix, is defined as a particularly heavy type of rock music.

That metalcore band sucked. The grindcore band was pretty cool though.

by john August 16, 2003

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 6, 2003

Olumed

A word originating from a furniture company in Upstate New York named Olum's that is known for paying low wages and treating their employees like crap.. Meaning, getting screwed and treated like shit

Ex. I really got olumed on my raise today, all i got was a 25 cent raise..

by John March 14, 2004

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

by John March 15, 2004

bronxville

A suburb of New York located 2 1/2 miles north of the Bronx. Is a village of the Town of Eastchester. Cost of living is almost as expensive as Manhattan.

Rent across the Bronx River from Bronxville in Yonkers is like half as much.

by John December 3, 2003