Definitions by JoeyBomm

Woodsmithing 

The physical act of a persons mouth moving up and down on a penis.

That hoe over there is fixin to do some woodsmithing on my pole after I ass fuck her!

Woodsmithing by JoeyBomm April 14, 2021

Woodsmith 

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

Woodsmith by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021

garf weed 

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

garf weed by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

pop bottle glasses 

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.

Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.

pop bottle glasses by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021

Roach burn 

A circular burn mark made on cloth material from the accidental dropping of either a lit marijuana cigarette or just the burning end called the cherry.

I knocked the cherry off a fat joint yesterday and put a roach burn on my new members only jacket and on my car seat. Damn it!!!

Roach burn by JoeyBomm March 4, 2021

Boy-yoy-yoing

An imaginary sound referring to an erect penis when excited. A large pair of breasts make the same imaginary sound when flopping out of a bra or bouncing up and down.

Holy shit did you see the tits and ass on that chick? Boy-yoy-yoing!!!!

Boy-yoy-yoing by JoeyBomm February 22, 2021

Crappy pants 

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

Crappy pants by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021