JoeyBomm's definitions

420 shuffle

When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.

Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!

by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020

Pop pop p poop

A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.

Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.

by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

Jello belly

A fat persons stomach that wobbles like jello when pushed on or shaken.

That fat fuck has a jello belly!

by JoeyBomm October 17, 2021

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

Lurperville

Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.

This place looks like lurperville once the property owner leaves for the night.

by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021

lurpercy

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.

Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021

Oder transfer

This happens when a person or animal has a body oder that transfers to the fabric that they were touching.

I can still smell Jimmy's oder transfer on that chair from when he planted that stinkin fart into the cushion. Pass me the febreze.

by JoeyBomm March 1, 2024