ehr

Pronounced "ear".....it is the word uttered when someone is holding in a hit of smoke from a marijuana cigarette and passes it to his smokin buddy.

Joey: (takes a drag from a joint and passes it to Jimmy)....ehr! Jimmy: Thanks man! (Takes a drag and passes it to Mike)....ehr!

by JoeyBomm April 04, 2020

Peterdoo

This word is a less offense way of saying the word "fart". It was used in some households around the Italian communities in Detroit in the 70's.

Uncle: Jimmy or Joey was that one of yous guys that let that peterdoo? Jimmy: No.... it wasn't me! Joey: Yes it was Jimmy. Just look at him sniffing that peterdoo up before it gets away!

by JoeyBomm April 04, 2020

Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

Corkable

A standard of measurement used by guys to judge whether or not they would have sex with a woman. The word refers to a penis entering and plugging a vagina.

Guy #1: Hey man...check out that chick.
Guy #2: She looks corkable to me. I'm going to get her phone number.

by JoeyBomm October 03, 2022

Double jointed

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021