Clear bottle flu

A feeling of having the flu after drinking alcohol from a clear bottle. Otherwise known as hung over.

I can't come to work today because I have the clear bottle flu.

by JoeyBomm October 17, 2021

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 28, 2020

shitbag cornhole

A version of the game cornhole played with plastic grocery bags with shit in the bottom. Tied at the top to minimize splatter, they are tossed over a barbwire fence and into a dumpster. If it misses the dumpster the thrower must walk around the fence to throw the shitbag in the dumpster.

I play shitbag cornhole every day due to the fact that my toilet is broken.

by JoeyBomm September 28, 2021

Lurperville

Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.

This place looks like lurperville once the property owner leaves for the night.

by JoeyBomm August 23, 2021

statistically speaking

These words usually come out of an arrogant big shots mouth as they are trying to capture people's attention. The statement is based on facts from previous years.

Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.

by JoeyBomm June 22, 2020

Fort Lottatail

Fort Lauderdale Florida during spring break where the beach is covered with hot chicks wearing bikinis.

I'm planning to spend spring break in Fort Lottatail watching a bunch of drunk bitches entering wet bikini contests.😜

by JoeyBomm October 21, 2021

Bottle hound

A person that has only one goal in life and that is to drink their life away to escape reality.

Larry was a bottle hound until he quit drinking.

by JoeyBomm July 31, 2020