JoeyBomm's definitions

mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020

pee stain

A lemon yellow stain in a mans white under pants from not shaking the dew off the lilly well enough. This can also be seen in women's panties where she fails to wipe the pee from her bearded clam after urinating.

Holy shit did you see the pee stain in the crotch of Cindy's panties? That's nasty!

by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020

Beefed up

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.

I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!

by JoeyBomm June 1, 2020

lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

April fool

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020

whaz up?

Often said by an stoned or drunk motherfucker walking into a party of stoned and drunk motherfuckers.

Stoned guy: Whaz up? Everybody in the room: Whaz up?

by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020

covid avenger

Any person in the world that fights against the covid 19 virus. Can either be a person that has the covid virus and is fighting to get better from it's effects or a medical professional that fights to keep people alive that have the covid 19 virus.

My brother Jimmy is a covid avenger. He is a paramedic that helps people get medical treatment that have the covid 19 virus. He's a covid hero also and has saved countless lives.

by JoeyBomm January 27, 2022