carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 28, 2020

lap pussy

A pussy cat that chooses to nap on your lap.

Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

let's burn a blue

American slang talk for smoking little blue pain pills.

Guy# 1: Hey man... let's burn a blue!
Guy#2: No thanks...I only burn green.

by JoeyBomm August 14, 2023

Cat ring

The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.

I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.

by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

I'm overwhelmed

A phrase used by weak people to make themselves feel better when they have an abnormally busy day and/or life.

Woman: I need a good cry..... I'm overwhelmed! Waaaaaaa 😭

by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020

Covidology

The study of how one fucked up Chinaman killed thousands of people globally by introducing a Corona virus known as Covid-19 to the world.

Guy #1: This is bullshit that we now have a new field of study called Covidology. Guy #2: Yep all because of some dumbass.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

roach dope

A bag of weed comprised of dope from the ends of several previously smoked joints. Same as roach weed but called dope because of what part of the city you grew up in.

Negro pass me that bag of roach dope. I'm finnin to get stoned.

by JoeyBomm May 11, 2021