A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 September 05, 2008
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Re-Attach My Balls Please!

A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."
Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?
by Joey Orgler 3 July 30, 2008
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One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 04, 2008
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fromunda cheese

The moldy buildup found under the foreskin of an unclean penis.
I just had some fromunda cheese on rye. It was damn tastey.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008
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Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.
Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!
by Joey Orgler 3 February 03, 2008
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UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.
I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 08, 2008
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John Cena

John Cena is a current WWE superstar. He reappeared at 2008's Royal Rumble as entrant 30, and won. Despite his history of sex offense, domestic abuse, drug use, and peeping tom-ism, he remains ontop of his game. He defeats opponents with butt sex until they submit.
John Cena vs. The Great Khali vs. Hornswoggle, I can't wait.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 03, 2008
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