Re-Attach My Balls Please!

A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."
Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?
by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008
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Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty

A hardcore pornographic film which was filmed in 1972, but not released until 1976. Monetary disputes between star Hairyballs McCumsontits and director Ferdinand O'Hoolihan delayed the films release by four years. However, within opening weekend it managed to earn back double what it costed to make. To this day it remains a cult classic. In 2006, a 30th anniversary DVD was released by BJ Entertainment.
Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty received an 8.1 on IMDB.com
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penis

noun. the male reproductive organ.

See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Males eject sperm from their penis during sex.
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Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.
I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.
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Full-on Robot Chubby

In Star Wars Episode IV, you can see Darth Vader's Full-on Robot Chubby
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The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
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mad props

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.
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