Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Royal Rumble

Five or more having sex with each other at one time.

I was entry six in the Royal Rumble!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

choice

adj. That which is current, trendy, or desirable.

See cool, hip, awesome, sweet, mondo, rad, radical, tubular, righteous, killer, kick-ass, dope, gangster, ballin', tight, fresh, ill, fly, and poppin'.

Girl, that outfit is so choice.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.

I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Full-on Robot Chubby

When Darth Vader gets an erection.

In Star Wars Episode IV, you can see Darth Vader's Full-on Robot Chubby

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008