Joey Orgler 3's definitions

The Great Khali

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.

The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

mad props

noun. the highest compliment one can receive.

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

props

noun. verbal recognition awarded to those who perform bold or daring feats. Praise.

Props are trumped only by mad props.

Guy 1: Did you see Jimmy clear those stairs on his skateboard?
Guy 2: Yeah, I have to give him his props for that one.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

John Cena

John Cena is a current WWE superstar. He reappeared at 2008's Royal Rumble as entrant 30, and won. Despite his history of sex offense, domestic abuse, drug use, and peeping tom-ism, he remains ontop of his game. He defeats opponents with butt sex until they submit.

John Cena vs. The Great Khali vs. Hornswoggle, I can't wait.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

fromunda cheese

The moldy buildup found under the foreskin of an unclean penis.

I just had some fromunda cheese on rye. It was damn tastey.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Ferdinand O'Hoolihan

An American cult film director who has experimented with a wide selection of genres. Critically, he seems to receive much praise for his films, most notable of which include The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty, Home Alone, and No Country for Old Men.

Ferdinand O'Hoolihan is one of my all time favs.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008