Joey Orgler 3's definitions

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008

BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

mad props

noun. the highest compliment one can receive.

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

urban dictionary

A place used responsibly by teenagers with lives to compliment their friends, endorse celebrities, discuss the dangers of sex, showcase their racial/homosexual/religious tolerance, and babble about subjects they are highly qualified in.

Urban dictionary is a burn book and webjournal site.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 30, 2008

Royal Rumble

Five or more having sex with each other at one time.

I was entry six in the Royal Rumble!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008