40 definitions by Joey Orgler 3
A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.
The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.
by Joey Orgler 3 July 23, 2008
by Joey Orgler 3 July 24, 2008
An American cult film director who has experimented with a wide selection of genres. Critically, he seems to receive much praise for his films, most notable of which include The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty, Home Alone, and No Country for Old Men.
by Joey Orgler 3 July 28, 2008
John Cena is a current WWE superstar. He reappeared at 2008's Royal Rumble as entrant 30, and won. Despite his history of sex offense, domestic abuse, drug use, and peeping tom-ism, he remains ontop of his game. He defeats opponents with butt sex until they submit.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008
1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 July 24, 2008