walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 12, 2008

penis

noun. the male reproductive organ. See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Males eject sperm from their penis during sex.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 06, 2008

bone to bone

Gay sex between two males.

Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 12, 2008

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle. 2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.

Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 July 24, 2008

Ferdinand O'Hoolihan

An American cult film director who has experimented with a wide selection of genres. Critically, he seems to receive much praise for his films, most notable of which include The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty, Home Alone, and No Country for Old Men.

Ferdinand O'Hoolihan is one of my all time favs.

by Joey Orgler 3 July 28, 2008