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In bed

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.
Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed
by joe725 May 4, 2008
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striped dick

a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good
kid: i brought striped dick for the class!
teacher: ew get the fuck out of here perv!
by joe725 September 24, 2006
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newbie metalhead

Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.

How to spot one

1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.

Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
person: Do you like N.W.A.?
newbie Metalhead: RAP IS CRAP!
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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PCMO

PCMO stands for Psychotic Cyber Music Opinionator.
PCMO's are people who have strong opinions about music and if someone says that something they like sucks they cyberly lash out against the person saying all the music they like sucks. PCMO's can't accept the fact that not everyone likes the same music they do. They also don't know that good music and bad music is just an opinion. Most PCMO's hate songs that have the word blood in it, anything relating to the chemistry of the human body or anything having to do with emotion. The emo PCMO's on the other hand hate it when the music they like is called emo, and of course they lash out.
youtube comment section of the song another brick in the wall:

pinkfloydfan325: Pink Floyd is the only rock band that is good, all other rock sucks. Rap is better.
PCMO2000: FUCK YOU!!!!!! YOU'RE GAY IF YOU THINK THAT RAP IS BETTER THAN PINK FLOYD AND THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD ROCK BANDS OTHER THAN PINK FLOYD!!!!!! GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube comment section of welcome to my life:

DingGoesTheSquidBell: This song is emo and it sucks.
emo PCMO: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN EMOTIONAL PAIN!!!!!! THIS SONG PERFECTLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE TRAPPED AND HAVE NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!
DingGoesTheSquidBell: ever thought that if you stopped listening to emo music and pretending to be depressed people would like you more?

youtube comment section of are you dead yet:

PCMO1: THIS SONG KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! COB IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING ELSE COMES CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO2: THIS SONG IS A BUNCH OF METAL SHIT!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE DELETED OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A DUMBASS JUST FOR LISTENING TO IT!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO1: FUCK YOU!!!!!! ALL THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO SUCKS!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS!!!!!!!!!
ownerofvideo: I like the song and thats why I posted it, and COB isn't my favorite band but I think they're good. Now I am blocking both of you from posting comments
by Joe725 March 12, 2007
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organicon

a person that is crazy about all organic food and only buys stuff from stores like trader joe's
look at that loser of there, he is an organicon
by joe725 September 24, 2006
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Verbal masturbation

The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.

The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation

The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.

Translation

An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
by Joe725 September 29, 2008
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love card

When either person in a relationship uses the fact that other loves them or said that they loved them in order to make them do stuff for them or control the relationship entirely.
Girl: I wanna go shopping.
Boy: But me and my friends were going to hang out, one of them is leaving for the summer.
Girl: You said you loved me, if you loved me you would take me shopping.
Boy: Don't abuse the love card or I'm breaking up with you.
by joe725 June 20, 2008
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