Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).
Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!
by Joe Bob February 19, 2005

gives you more viruses than a dirty old diseases ridden prostitute from the back street's of thailand
by joe bob February 13, 2005


by Joe Bob March 05, 2005

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.
by joe bob May 13, 2005

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.
2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.
2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.
by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

Some gay noob that played runescape for 5 years and suck like crap.
He also begs for cash all the time and make up things.
He also begs for cash all the time and make up things.
by joe bob February 08, 2005
