Joe Mama's definitions

WWBJD

What Would Black Jesus Do?

"I argued with a coworker today."
"WWJB"

by Joe Mama April 30, 2004

peach

A yellow or orange colored, sweet fruit or the tree it grows on, native to China but grown in temperate areas all over the world.

by Joe Mama October 18, 2003

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

minaya

When you take your job too seriously.

Dude chill out, you're going all minaya on me!!!! Shit chill out.

by joe mama July 30, 2003

With Child

1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.

1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly

by Joe Mama November 10, 2003

demery

My muthaphuckin baby brotha!!!!!!

#1:Damn girl, yo brotha Demery is foine as hell. Hook a sistah up.
Me: Heeeeeeell Naw Bitch!

by Joe Mama January 21, 2005

rise

When a guy gets turned on and shoots straight up

Last night, I felt Josh rise when I was giving him that lap dance.

by Joe Mama June 18, 2004