Joe Mama's definitions

Sac

A single unit or pouch containing a narcotic most likley marijuana. Ususally priced at $5, so if you pay more you got gipped

You down to go half on a sac.

by Joe Mama January 7, 2007

demery

My muthaphuckin baby brotha!!!!!!

#1:Damn girl, yo brotha Demery is foine as hell. Hook a sistah up.
Me: Heeeeeeell Naw Bitch!

by Joe Mama January 21, 2005

rise

When a guy gets turned on and shoots straight up

Last night, I felt Josh rise when I was giving him that lap dance.

by Joe Mama June 18, 2004

jankity

a piece of shit

That car is hella jankity

by joe mama May 20, 2003

+1

1.) A post in a forum/message board that indicates the person agrees with a previous or quoted reply to a thread.

2.) Shorthand for "My thoughts exactly" or "me too".

Joe posts: "Urbandictionary.com is a great site for learning forum speak."

Floe responds: "+1"

by Joe Mama April 28, 2004

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

With Child

1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.

1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly

by Joe Mama November 10, 2003