Joe Mama's definitions

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

jankity

a piece of shit

That car is hella jankity

by joe mama May 20, 2003

minaya

When you take your job too seriously.

Dude chill out, you're going all minaya on me!!!! Shit chill out.

by joe mama July 30, 2003

With Child

1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.

1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly

by Joe Mama November 10, 2003

peach

A yellow or orange colored, sweet fruit or the tree it grows on, native to China but grown in temperate areas all over the world.

by Joe Mama October 18, 2003

+1

1.) A post in a forum/message board that indicates the person agrees with a previous or quoted reply to a thread.

2.) Shorthand for "My thoughts exactly" or "me too".

Joe posts: "Urbandictionary.com is a great site for learning forum speak."

Floe responds: "+1"

by Joe Mama April 28, 2004

Clash

When a drug deal goes totally wrong.

It was a total clash man we got BUSTED by the state cops!

by Joe MamA March 13, 2004