Joe MamA's definitions

blingin

TWINKLE TWINKLE gOES DA SHINY STUFF

damn wodee dat ice on jor wrist is blingin

by joe mama December 25, 2002

With Child

1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.

1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly

by Joe Mama November 10, 2003

democracy

What most Europeans bitch that America doesn't really have. What they fail to realize is that our republic is superior to a democracy. A true democracy is mob rule.

by Joe Mama October 18, 2003

sassy

When someone is becoming to piss you off, a kind jesture to tell someone to stop what they are doing before they get punched in the face

Don't you get sassy with me or I will make rimjob sit on your face.

by Joe Mama January 6, 2004

hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I scored a hat trick...I fucked Eliza Brittney, and Suzi

by Joe Mama December 18, 2002

Flying Dutchman

Ghost of a dead animated pirate on Spongebob Squarepants.

Ex Bishop Hendricken teacher Jelle Wiersma.

The Flying Dutchman scared the shit out of Patrick.

The Flying Dutchman is my physiology teacher.

by Joe Mama August 23, 2003

herb

Canibus Sativa
Weed
Marijuana
Mary Jane
Green

That was some bomb ass herb we smoked B.

by Joe Mama January 21, 2005