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Definitions by Joe Iron

Establishment 

A term used by establishment baby boomers to convince naive people that they are outsiders.
Establishment by Joe Iron January 11, 2009

The Boulevard 

This definition dating from the jazz age is a major street where all the action is. People would wear their sunday best when going out on the boulevard. Usually, the boulevard had fine restaurants and nightclubs on it.
Let's go out and out on the boulevard.

Life is never as good as it is on the boulevard.
The Boulevard by Joe Iron December 9, 2008
Friends are for people who don't like being loney.
I like reading and listening to music, I don't need any friends.
Friends by Joe Iron April 1, 2008

Good Neighbor 

A neighbor who does things that are very bad for the neighborhood. Such as living in the city and have farm animals or cutting down a tree in a way as to have the tree fall into someone else yard and then having the person whose yard it fell into responsible for removal of the tree.
Good Neighbor just got some chickens to go along with the goats.

The sherriff went to talk to Good Neighbor about his tree in my yard. He said he isn't going to do a thing about it and the sherriff can't do a thing.
Good Neighbor by Joe Iron March 28, 2008

slushing 

Since the 1970s, this was driving a car with wide tires in the centerlane after a snow storm. The centerlane was usually not plowed. This resulted in slush being sprayed into the oncoming traffic.
We went slushing in the delta last night.

I tried going slushing in a honda but the tires weren't wide enough to do any good.
slushing by Joe Iron March 25, 2008

Five Points 

This nickname from at least the 1960's for the intersection of Calumet Ave, Indianapolis Blvd and 114th St in Whiting, Indiana. The reason for the nickname is there are five intersections meeting at that point.
There was another shooting down at the bar by Five Points.

I wrecked the Delta when I spun out and hit the fence down at Five Points.
Five Points by Joe Iron March 16, 2008

chicamobile 

A girl's car. An automobile specifically designed to be driven and owned by girls. Usually small and easy to park.
My brother was going to buy a Honda Fit but my dad told him it was a chicamobile and talked him out of it.
chicamobile by Joe Iron March 16, 2008