hi-de-hi

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

Gut Buster

a fully loaded deep-dish pizza slice, popular at college pizzerias throughout the midwest.

Six beers, two gut busters and a blunt; no wonder she horked.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

dry sack

1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.

1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

royhead

A human head with a very large posterior lobe; typically a sign of great intelligence.

Get a load of the royhead on that guy.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

by my ma's

to my mother's house (Italian-American)

"Goin' by my ma's for mostaciolli."

by Joe Bone March 09, 2005

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005