Joe Bone's definitions

shoyt

World War II era derogatory expression for persons of Japanese ancestry; an acronym for "screaming horde of yellow tyranny."

These goddamned shoyts are giving me a pain in my ass.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.

1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

hi-de-hi

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

plumbob

another word for the male member; a penis

Overheard in conversation between otherwise normal males: "Suck on my plumbob and bite my jelly bean bag."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.

1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

whitesnake

1. excellent metal band founded in late 70's by former Deep Purple member David Coverdale.

2. penis

1. "Crank up the Whitesnake, bubba!"

2. "Sit on my whitesnake, sweetcheeks!"

by Joe Bone March 17, 2005

chip

to donate money, typically for beer

If we get six more guys to chip, we can have Budweiser instead of Falstaff.

That douchebag never chips.

by Joe Bone March 17, 2005