Joe Bone's definitions

that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.

1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

antler job

Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.

Damn, baby, how about an antler job?

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

dago T

a sleeveless mens undershirt, apparently popular with men of Italian descent, sometimes called a Dago Tee

"Dats a nice look ya got dere wit dat dago T, Tony."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

blowfly

someone who enjoys other peoples cocaine; a cocaine mooch

"Keep dat blowfly bitch o' your'n at home next time bro'"

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.

1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005