jack shit

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)

"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

pink and green

A female devotee of Lily Pulitzer type apparel, often found at snooty upscale colleges, especially in the South.

"It sure was funny seeing that "pink and green" puking her brains out last night."

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

italian beef

1. slow-cooked roast beef usually served with peppers or giardinera on italian bread, sometimes dipped in gravy. Has nothing to do with Italy, but very popular in Chicago. Not to be confused with Philly cheese-steak.

2. a complaint or argument offered by an Italian-American.

3. the penis of an Italian-American male. see italian sausage.

1. When I go by my ma's I always get italian beef.

2. My sister-in-law always has some italian beef.

3. I got your italian beef right here.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

salad man

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

by Joe Bone April 07, 2005

buttfuck

To light one's cigarette off of another's lit cigarette.

Fraternity boy 1: "How about a buttfuck?"
Fraternity boy 2: "Sure."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005