Joe Bone's definitions

barn dance

A party, or mixer, typically at a women's college, at which there is an abundance of unattractive females.

"Let's blow this barn dance and go find some women."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

whitesnake

1. excellent metal band founded in late 70's by former Deep Purple member David Coverdale.

2. penis

1. "Crank up the Whitesnake, bubba!"

2. "Sit on my whitesnake, sweetcheeks!"

by Joe Bone March 17, 2005

buffalo

1. a city in New York, known for chicken wings, cold winters and lousy football teams.

2. to fool someone, to bamboozle or cheat

3. bison

4. derogatory term for a person of African descent

5. a type of mozzarella cheese

6. chicken wing cooked in hot sauce served with blue cheese dressing.

1. "I moved to Buffalo from Parma, but I am not sure why."

2. "I buffaloed that guy into taking the Bills and giving me six."

3. "There are no buffaloes in Buffalo."

4. "Get a load of those shiftless buffaloes."

5. "Buffalo mozzarella is often served with sliced tomatoes in vinagrette; it has nothing to do with Buffalo or buffaloes."

6. "Look at that buffalo eating those buffalo wings."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.

1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

blowfly

someone who enjoys other peoples cocaine; a cocaine mooch

"Keep dat blowfly bitch o' your'n at home next time bro'"

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005