Joe Bob's definitions

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

slut fitzgerald

gay teacher that runs with her chubby behind lagging in front of her

Everybody hold slut fitzgerald's fat ass!

by joe bob February 8, 2005

Bryson

A complete moron and a brony

“Yo look at that Bryson over there”

by Joe bob June 8, 2018

powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

by joe bob May 13, 2005

doom23

Some gay noob that played runescape for 5 years and suck like crap.

He also begs for cash all the time and make up things.

Look at that noob doom23 coming! Everybody run!

by joe bob February 8, 2005

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

slam dancing

Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).

Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!

by Joe Bob February 19, 2005