Joe Bob's definitions

slam dancing

Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).

Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!

by Joe Bob February 19, 2005

Mae

A band with 5 members, emoish and kick ass.

I saw Mae today, in Boston, in the middle of the street, playing Tisbury Lane.

by Joe Bob March 5, 2005

paintball

The worlds fastest growing sport, basaiclly a ball the size of marble filled with paint is shot out of a barrel at 290-300 fps, it hurts when you get hit but its barreable. Most people that dislike this sport are FUCKING CUNTS that have no balls and can take no pain, they say that this is a excuse and a joke compared to the militay when more than likely they are just hippies that eat no meat (except the cock) and burn flags.

I googed that idiot accross the field as he ran!

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

Googlifex

Act of putting someone into Google Search engine

I googlifex your mom.

by Joe Bob September 14, 2003

kazaa

gives you more viruses than a dirty old diseases ridden prostitute from the back street's of thailand

hey joe wanna get a virus !

sure bob should we fuck a old prostitute
or download kazaa ?

both !

by joe bob February 13, 2005

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

doom23

Some gay noob that played runescape for 5 years and suck like crap.

He also begs for cash all the time and make up things.

Look at that noob doom23 coming! Everybody run!

by joe bob February 8, 2005