Cape May

The town is Owned by Kent Lambie

U just got OWNED or Pawned

by Joe May 13, 2005

Sniperjoe

The coolest, guy on earth. Is half-Filipino, which makes him half-minority, which is rarer than full, so be extra nice to him. Owns on everything. See me. See Cyberdead, just cuz.

We love you Sniperjoe, you own!

by Joe July 24, 2004

fagasexual

1. A person who is married and says he is not gay but really
2. A Flaringly gay individual.

1.kobe bryant is a fagasexual.
2. Elton John is a fagasexual.

by Joe December 23, 2002

Mole

A myopic alcoholic music major with a penchant for deficating in sinks.

When Mole arrives at our parties, we lock the bathroom doors.

by Joe December 28, 2004

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004

grundel

the space between your balls and your ass

My grundle stinks after a game of lacrosse

by joe March 10, 2003

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003