bumbleberries

a type of berry, that bumblebees eat

theres a bumbleberry theif in our bumbleberry tree!!!

by joe May 13, 2005

mendelsohn

destined to be clueless.

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.

by Joe January 04, 2003

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.

the motherfucker's gonna swig the beef. what a beast.

by joe December 04, 2004

gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together

She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle

by Joe January 07, 2004

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

by Joe December 10, 2004

safe

if somebody is a friend or in good terms with you

dude he is safe leave him alone

by Joe May 24, 2003

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 01, 2004