Joe's definitions

Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.

After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!

by Joe August 3, 2003

tps reports

Pointless busy-work assigned to you by your boss, often a list of completed goals.

Reffered to in the movie "Office Space", when Peter Gibbons's boss lectures him on the 'proper way to file TPS reports'.

by Joe February 20, 2004

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004

Clown Juice

The fluid resulting from punching the clown.

I was punching the clown and I got clown juice all over my monitor.

by Joe May 6, 2004

goomba

a derogatory term for an worditalian/word

can also be spelled goombah

I am a goomba

by Joe February 11, 2003

sketch

Heavy, wicked

wow enough sketch

by joe June 13, 2003

fudunk

An exclamation that a male screams when he is constipated.

Fudunk! I haven't crapped in four days.

by joe February 5, 2004