Joe's definitions

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004

Birmingham

Any type of foreplay action in the bedroom, Come from the term "Sit on my face and tell me you love Birmingham!"

"Hey honey fancy a journy to Birmingham"

by Joe May 23, 2003

marinus

1. To be full of oneself. Conceited.
2. An exaggeration of the length of one's penis or their sexual ability.

He is very marinus, he combs his pubic hair.

He has such a marinus complex.

by joe March 19, 2003

ditch weed

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

by joe April 20, 2003

Internet Gangsta

The Internet Gangsta derived from the lowest depths of the world wide web. AOL is believed to be responsible for this, thus they are sometimes referred to as an AOL Gangsta or internet hard ass. They have no clue about what real gang life, struggling, fighting, slangin', or jail is like, outside of their computer monitor. They often have a group of other Internet Gangstas to accompany them on their many trips to the "Internet Slums" where they can let all the others in the chat know of their reputation and ability to do a drive by typing on your e-mail or send you a gangsta virus. They often talk in online ao133t and say things like "dont mess with me", 'my crew will fuck you up", and "i represent crips, southside AOL fo life niggas". All threats made by Internet Gangstas should be chalked up to complete and total bullshit, seeing as the user can't:
A.) Run his mouth in person, and,
B.) Is a mid-upper class whiteboy with something to prove.

Also see: internet tough guy and internet thug.

bloodkilla: yea me n da boys spammed dis email last nite dawg fo real!!11
bloodkilla_nerd_posse: yea dawgz dont fucks wit the aol posse ya digs!?!?@?344
bloodkilla_nerd2: yea represtent yo clik man, westside online slums fo life G!!111
bloodkilla: yea dawg, ne1 say diff no dey git a virus fuckn wit us G11!1

by Joe August 30, 2004

donut shop

A record store. Coined by De La Soul off their second album "De La Soul Is Dead".

"I went to the donut shop and bought a bunch of 45's."

by Joe November 24, 2009

bang a left

Used while giving driving directions. Substitute "left" for the direction that you want to "bang" or turn.

Yo, bang a left! See that light ahead? Bang a left there.

by Joe February 1, 2004