913 definitions by Joe

sexafile

Someone who cant get enough sex

Kaysha:I slept with a dog,hampster,horse,cat,rat,and my boyfriend last night...And I still had to masterbait.

Joe:Your a real sexafile

by Joe July 19, 2004

gaybo

meaning gay UND3RBURN

Your Such A GayBo

by Joe January 2, 2004

broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by Joe January 15, 2004

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.

1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick

by Joe October 4, 2004

fink

a tall thin dark-featured, shifty-eyed person with a big nose who won't look at you

He seemed like a fink or a spy.

by Joe August 19, 2003

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by Joe September 27, 2003