74 definitions by Joe Bone

lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

salad man

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

by Joe Bone April 7, 2005

buttfuck

To light one's cigarette off of another's lit cigarette.

Fraternity boy 1: "How about a buttfuck?"
Fraternity boy 2: "Sure."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

antler job

Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.

Damn, baby, how about an antler job?

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

bull pizzle

a bull's penis and/or that nasty flap/foreskin as seen on Professional Bull Rider programs.

"I wish you would stop saying 'bull pizzle'"

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

buffalo

1. a city in New York, known for chicken wings, cold winters and lousy football teams.

2. to fool someone, to bamboozle or cheat

3. bison

4. derogatory term for a person of African descent

5. a type of mozzarella cheese

6. chicken wing cooked in hot sauce served with blue cheese dressing.

1. "I moved to Buffalo from Parma, but I am not sure why."

2. "I buffaloed that guy into taking the Bills and giving me six."

3. "There are no buffaloes in Buffalo."

4. "Get a load of those shiftless buffaloes."

5. "Buffalo mozzarella is often served with sliced tomatoes in vinagrette; it has nothing to do with Buffalo or buffaloes."

6. "Look at that buffalo eating those buffalo wings."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005