Definitions by Joao Bufamarillo

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

cop by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder mug 

A large, china mug with a fitting lid that fits under a bed. It is for night-time use when a person does not want to walk downstairs and outside to the kybo.

Mrs. Galloway did not want to go out into the snowstorm, so she used her thunder mug.

thunder mug by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jug 

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.

Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.

thunder jug by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

thunder jugs by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

drain the toad 

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

drain the toad by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Italian briefcase 

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

Italian briefcase by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

lumber jack by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005