Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

price of beans

An expression used to indicate that a speaker has gotten off the subject being discussed.

Joe: Chelsea Clinton sure looks like Afleet Alex.

Shmoe: What does that have to do with the price of beans?

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

do-gooder

A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.

Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Portagee Wine Stomper

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

binderfender

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Detroit iron

A big, heavy, bad-handling car made in Detroit. A road locomotive.

This expression was common in the 1960s when cars that handled well were made in Europe. American cars were oversized, wallowing pigs, and you had to make reservations to go around a corner.

That dude is driving a piece of Detroit iron. Let's moon him, and we can lose him on a winding road.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Beezer

1. A nose. A schnozz.

2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.

1. If you say that again, I'll bust you in the beezer.

2. Nathan rode to Bramley on his Beezer.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005