Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Oakland

A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather.

Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its sideshows and high murder rate.

Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Punjab of Javapo

A person whose job is to po' the Java.

I got a job down at Denny's. I'm the Punjab of Javapo.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

hot squat

The electric chair.

The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.

I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jug

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.

Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

wishy washy

Indecisive. Ineffectual. Afraid to stand up for what is right and moral.

A typical attribute of a liberal. A liberal is afraid to demand accountability and responsibility. He lets people do whatever they want, no matter what the consequences. He allows anything, and says he is being tolerant and multicultural. In truth, he is being wishy washy.

Senator Clinton is a wishy washy liberal who refuses to demand that criminals get their due punishment. Of course, she does this to get low-lifes to vote Democrat.

by Joao Bufamarillo November 1, 2006