JoN's definitions

Sirish

name of small hindu kid, who is of extreme intelligence

Sirish you are hella smart

by Jon April 2, 2003

Bones

A person of the female gender who resembles a skeletal structure. These persons typically endulge in the punk rock scene.

"Dude check out Bones and he new mohawk"

by Jon March 2, 2004

GOP

A group of idiots, bent on taking over the world.

1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers

Newscaster: "In other news today, the last remaining GOP party members and voters were exterminated today like the bugs and rates they are"

by Jon March 14, 2005

cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon June 19, 2005

che

OK, I'm Argentinian people, here's the real deal: Che is actually used mostly in Buenos Aires, the capitol. It's not true slang, it's just a word used in Argentina. Slang is more common in the inland regions, like Cordoba. Che means either "hey" or "buddy", or simply "hey, buddy."

Che! Me gusto su chaqueta.

by Jon August 1, 2005

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003