JoN's definitions

schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

by Jon May 23, 2003

pile

anything that is a piece of shit, somthing that crappy,old or broken..

Dude your car is a pile. (meaning your car is a piece of shit)Can even mean a person who is lazy or just a waste of life)

by jon May 13, 2005

fuckbet

A term usually used for young guys who place bets with their friends about whether or not they can 'pull' a babe.

"I bet you 10 bucks, I can fuck that chick". That's a fuckbet.

by Jon October 10, 2004

Rudying

To touch everything in the room while indicating that one is ironically spreading germs.

Note: NBA center Rudy Gobert during March 9, 2020 post-game interview. Rudy Gobert was Rudying many items in the room during his post-game interview session and was subsequentially diagnosed with the COVID-19 virus two days later.

by Jon March 12, 2020

Jawz

The only girl I will ever love, forever.

Jocelyn Mason, my girlfriend.. :)

by Jon December 21, 2004

Stian

Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.

Stian is the best.

by Jon May 15, 2004

Palo

Palo is basically a guy who likes to have sex with big fat transexual ogres. In his free time, he enjoys buttfucking horny kangaroos and eating cow testicles.

"Yummy." said Palo. "These testicles are delicious! I think I'll have some more"

by Jon July 5, 2004