JoN's definitions

janne and brooke

only the 2 best ppl in the world

that person was so cool
yeah they were a total brooke and janne

by jon March 18, 2005

gweedo

typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks

"That fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his ass."

by jon June 9, 2004

Randy Orton

To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".

Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.

Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.

by Jon January 17, 2005

gold digger

some one who has been caaught picking there nose

hey look that guys digging for gold

by jon May 13, 2005

sweat body

smelly person, person who sweats alot, just really reeks, bad body odor.

Hey sweat body.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

by Jon January 15, 2004

hard techno

Fast Techno with rolling beats circa 1998-2002
The most extreme of the techno
purely a rave format (not heard in clubs)

"what kinda music is this?"
"hard techno"

by jon August 25, 2005