JoHn's definitions

OGS

Short for "Obsessive Gay Stalker" - A guy who has an unnatural attraction to a particular basketball player.

That guy is watching way too much basketball. I'm guessing he's an OGS.

by John February 3, 2004

www

The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.

World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables

by John March 22, 2004

awawawa abecus

don vito's term for a childs toy

it dont even work awawawa ABECUS!!!

by john December 17, 2004

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

by john May 13, 2005

anuptaphobia

fear/phobia of being single...deal with it

Sally will never meet a man, thus she suffers from anuptaphobia.

by John June 19, 2006

sobercaj

huge eater of shit; Pete Sobieraj

Pete sobieraj stinks

by john December 9, 2003

girl please

girl please stemming from black people on the Maury show or maybe Montel Williams. Used in a sentance to say "bitch say what"

girl please im not your baby's daddy.

by John January 25, 2005