tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"

by John June 18, 2006

House of Pain

Awesome hip hop band. Old school, sings Jump around, An all time favorite whote boy rap song.

House of Pain in the heezy baaaby

by john February 20, 2004

Huseyin Gozel

Better than Steven Nagy

by John July 16, 2003

Biff

To accidentally exhale when taking a hit from a bong or marijuana pipe, causing the weed to fly out of the device.

Dude, you biffed it! Now we gotta pack it again and there's a burn mark in the carpet. Good one, asshole!

by John October 12, 2003

jr5

fucking best player ever to play ss

newbie123> wtf just happend

newbie123 killed by jr5

by john May 29, 2004

taht

a misspelling of "that" that no one bothers to correct. Commonly occurrs in instant messaging conversations

i never saw taht show i should watch it sometime...

by John February 02, 2004

tccic

Take care 'cause I care. usually used for text messaging

hey girl, i gotta go.. tccic

by John December 19, 2004