ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

sixpack

stomach that is muscular enough to resemble a six pack of soda cans

The wrestler had a sixpack from doing crunches three times a week.

by John March 27, 2005

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

Schloft

Vaginal discharge; Girl's cum

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.

by John December 03, 2003

spazm

pornking, porn-king

by John May 20, 2003