Definitions by JoHn

impostorphobia 

The fear of being sus.

I feel sus. I have impostorphobia

impostorphobia by John June 17, 2021

John 

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

John by John December 13, 2019

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

Petunia by John January 19, 2009

tea guzzling contest 

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

tea guzzling contest by John January 13, 2009

leuk 

"leuk" is originally dutch and can be used if something is okay and accepted (mostly following an interrogative sentence) or if something is great, awesome or superb.

"I really feel leuk today"

"That is a leuk idea"

"Let go to the movies to see the new one with Tom Hanks" - "Leuk."

leuk by John September 2, 2008

ipampilash 

Internet slang for 'I piss a my pants I laugh a so hard'. Created by Dino.

User 1: Sarah Jessica Parker looks so much like a horse that I wonder if she eats hay.

User 2: ipampilash!!!@1!

ipampilash by John July 24, 2008

Dave Mustaine 

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

Dave Mustaine by John July 16, 2008