JoHn's definitions

geeban

Name given to a person who spends too much time infront of a computer playing games. Also refers to a person who is worse than a geek/nerd

Man, get out side and get some fresh air you geeban. You need sunglasses to look at you because you are so pale

by John May 14, 2004

barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

by John December 2, 2003

red bull and vodka

the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.

garunteed to fuck you up.

"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"

by john December 25, 2004

new yorker

A resident of New York City, especially Manhattan. Contrary to upstate belief, this term does not mean someone who lives simply in New York State. And if it is used in that context, it's only in the speech of some politician or something.

Someone from upstate is not a New Yorker in the traditional sense. New York State doesn't really exist, it might as well be Pennsylvania.

by John December 3, 2003

New York accent

The way Native New Yorkers pronounce there words. Manhatten residents do not have the accent because most are not from NY

Dawg Tawk New Yawk are some ways

by John April 20, 2005

Licalotopuss

Lesbian dinosaur

A dinosaur that licks another dinosaurs pussy and the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.

by john December 12, 2003

t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.

When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.

by JOHN May 11, 2004