FUH2

A website that show's the truth behind the H2. Showing how the H2 is generaly fuel inefficent, a waste of money, badly enginered, ugly as sin and is basically a status vehicle for angry yuppie wives and husbands. Also the one main part of the site is to poke fun at such a piece of crap that GM has designed by having people posting pictures of people flippin off H2's.
Me and Jim where driving around by garden state plaza in jersey and we saw all the H2's parked at the mall so we pulled a FUH2 and gave it the old one fingered salute
by John April 07, 2005
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system

"did you get the new system album 'steal this album'?"
"yea it was kickass"
by John March 27, 2005
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jig juice

the incredibly thick, gloopy, slimy white stuff that is forcefully ejected from the piss-hole of a black man's penis during his sexual orgasm.
"that jennifer lopez sure has swallowed alot of jig juice!"
by john March 16, 2003
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The Dirty

San Bernadino, California
by John March 06, 2003
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unc

Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.
by John April 21, 2005
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hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"
An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.
by John February 14, 2004
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plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.
-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"
by John January 09, 2005
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