Affleck

ruin/upset/mess up see also screwed

oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..

by john August 21, 2003

rhetoric

The art or study of using language effectively and persuasively

I would tear you apart with my rhetoric

by John March 21, 2005

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 05, 2003

bizo

Fag.

You're a bizo.

by John August 01, 2003

Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.

I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.

by John December 11, 2003

bub

Used by Bugs Bunny and other 40's people to mean mac or bud. Short for both bubba and bubke or bubbe with both Yiddish and Southern roots. My stepmother's dad called me this all throughout the 60's and 70's so I revived it in the 80's.

Hey, bub, what's the idea?

by John January 10, 2004

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 08, 2003