Definitions by JoE C

guinea pig 

An animal cute enough to eat, unfortunatly when you do you have no more friend.

DON'T EAT YOUR GUINEA PIG! again

guinea pig by joe c August 27, 2004

turtleface 

turtleface your a chicken?

bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, I laid an egg for you

turtleface by joe c August 27, 2004

Where's my bitches? 

The imfamous question Joe C asks all the time.

Wheres my bitches?????

Where's my bitches? by joe c August 27, 2004

french ghost 

A scary ghost you know your afraid of him

The French Ghost has a curly mustache.

french ghost by joe c August 27, 2004

CART 

The open-wheel series Championship Auto Racing Teams

CART once was the premier indy car series until the president of Indianapolis Motor Speedway started the IRL the Indy Car Series which is more affordable to run in.

CART by joe c August 27, 2004

IRL 

Indy Racing League, now the premier racing series, it features cars that are more affordable, and Unlike CART the IRL mainly runs in the United States, with 1 race overseas in Japan. Thus they can have more races as opposed to the expense of transporting cars overseas.

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart, is also an IRL Champion.

IRL by joe c August 27, 2004

clown 

A thing that can twist your weiner into a poodle

I made love with a clown last night and she twisted my weiner into a poodle

clown by Joe C August 26, 2004