JoE's definitions

gentlemans wash

washing of the male genitalia in the sink

Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!

by Joe September 23, 2003

Semper Fi

"The motto of the Marine Corps is Semper Fidelis, Latin
for "always faithful" .Until 1871 it was "First to Fight",
a motto that still applies. Through the years, Marines have
shortened it to Semper Fi, and "Semper Fi, Mac" is the universal
Marine Greeting."

"SemperFi,DoOrDie!GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!WhatMakesTheGrassGrow?Blood,Blood,Blood!WhatDoWeDoForALiving,Ladies?Kill,Kill,Kill!" .

by Joe December 10, 2003

bumbleberries

a type of berry, that bumblebees eat

theres a bumbleberry theif in our bumbleberry tree!!!

by joe May 13, 2005

mendelsohn

destined to be clueless.

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.

by Joe January 4, 2003

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 3, 2004

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.

the motherfucker's gonna swig the beef. what a beast.

by joe December 4, 2004

gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together

She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle

by Joe January 7, 2004