JoE's definitions

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

cheapbastard

A cheap Jewish person

That cheapbastard is picking up quarters

by Joe February 28, 2005

sakar

n. one who is overly pretentious, a faker. From tribal Indian "se CAR", meaning "one who is fake". A term once used to describe foreigners who would attempt to trade by trying to imitate the Indians

"Look at him, trying so hard to impress by being someone he's not. He's such a sakar."

by Joe March 31, 2005

Marker

To completley own someone in every way possible. To destroy their soul and entire meaning of existence, to utterly dominate them in a way that was previously thought impossible because of how bad they suck.

1. I fucking showed that dick wad the marker!

2. Dude, that kid markered your ass!

by Joe June 17, 2005

easybake

Really good pot, as in Bakes you Easily.

"Man that is some easybake shit"

by Joe May 23, 2003

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003