JoAnne's definitions

Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by Joanne October 8, 2004

siggy

On chat forums/boards these are things that are usually found under the main messege. Usually they eaither provide a link to some place, list a current goal, or say a witty phrase. Usually seperated from the main messege with a series of ----.

1. I was scanning over the posts to my forum and I saw the funniest siggys in the world!

2. (There usually in this format)
-Long boring messege no one cares about-
---------------------------------
-siggy with something funny in it like, 'if abuse is illagal, was is there school?'

by Joanne October 9, 2004

swole

To be made a fool of or embarrassed.

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

by Joanne May 13, 2005

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

by joanne August 19, 2004

Chuuch

Sharp, slick, unpredictable

Keepin it down playa, Pimps up hoes down .Green for the money Gold for the honey. We off and we runnin it. chuuuch

by Joanne January 9, 2004