Jman's definitions

analeakage

1) An extremely wet fart; a shart.
2) The substance that causes skid marks.
3) The substance that gives farts a humid sound and horrid smell
4) The result of a colon blast

1) Ohh man I think I just had some analeakage
2) Dad's analeakage make meaty skid marks in his underpants
2) Holy Hell! That analeakage reeks!
4) Jimmy's analeakage just ripped him a second butthole!

by Jman December 21, 2004

pressure washer

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

by Jman December 21, 2004

dilhole

A phrase coined by the TV show Beavis and Butthead

A complete and total moron or idiot.
see fucktard

That dilhole is so stupid. He should eat shit and die.

by Jman December 21, 2004

86'ed

To have abandoned or nixed

I 86'edmy project bcause it sucked.

by Jman December 21, 2004

stinkfoot

1) A song made by Frank Zappa
2) A condition in which one's feet emit a nauseating, sometimes fatal smell.

John's stinkfoot killed his dog!

by Jman December 21, 2004

Shankadoodle

1. a fiasco
2. act of being shafted
3. a let down

"Whoa, James, that was a major shankadoodle!"

by Jman April 9, 2003

eareo's

1.A brand of cereal that was developed after the Mike Tyson ear biting incident.
2.A tea kettle

don't make me pull out a bowl of eareo's on yo' ass

by jman January 18, 2004