Ba-king

Big ass and big tits.

She has a Ba-king homie.

by JJ February 04, 2005

Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

by JJ January 23, 2004

wab

a semi erect knob

john dunn has a wab, like a semi man!

by jj July 03, 2004

vancouver

Vancouver is like the cocaine capital of canada. If you want to see a city full of junkies there you go!

If you want a nice city, I hear southern Ontario has a beautiful one.

by JJ March 02, 2005

Forreallydou

I'm serious, it's true.

Tom: Jane has huge knockers.
Steve: forreallydou

by jj April 02, 2004

jr;;p

An online greeting: the result of accidentally moving the typing hands, in the correct typing position, over to the right by one key. When this is seen, the typist means, "hello". May also be seen as "gwkki".

Jr''p. ,sm/ Jpe sdtr upi?

by JJ August 17, 2004

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003