Jj's definitions

sniz-batch

Funny twisted term of endearment/ noun of direct address (what you call someone) between chicks.
Derived from bitch, then bi-atch, then biz-atch, then sniz-batch. Concocted during a drunken chick's night out.

"What's up, Sniz-batch?"

by JJ February 12, 2004

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 1, 2003

Drop Goal

Method of scoring in rugby. Throughout a significant portion of rugby's history it was worth more than tries. However this has been reduced to 3 in Union and 1 in League.

Taken by kicking the ball between the uprights on the bounce after having been dropped.

Since Jonny Wilkinson's proficiency at taking this kind of kick, there have been calls to reduce the value even further in Union.
NOTE: This was not an issue when Jannie de Beer scored 5 against England in the 1999 world cup.

England have started scoring drop goals!!!
That's not fair, the English aren't allowed to win anything.

by JJ May 29, 2004

Bill Clinton

The blackest president we had so far.

by JJ November 5, 2003

opinion

like an asshole everyone has got one

definition:cannibal corpse is a deathmetal that hit the scene in the 1980's

opinion:cannibal corpse is a sell-out band that sucks and has horrible lyrics,all they do is sing about killing people and it get's boring and predictible.and the lead single sounds like the cookie monster.

(not my own opinion just other peoples definition's i've read)

by jj August 11, 2004

strip ping pong

A game of ping pong where the stakes are your clothes. Similar to strip poker.

I owned Jenny at strip ping pong.

by JJ December 17, 2004