Jinxed Bayous's definitions

Having the hojos

Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.

Leo: I’m having the hojos today.

Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

Crispy Bois

A word for beers; not typically used for any particular beer, but just beers in general.

Pat: Crushed a few too many Crispy Bois last night.

Bill: Me too, dude, and I’m paying for it now.

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

sauceage

The metaphysical, constituted form of “the sauce” in the study of memes, comprising the original image and the consequent text and attached meanings applied by any member of the public.

Jeff: That meme is fucking dope.
Leo: The sauceage is gross, tho.

by Jinxed Bayous June 8, 2022

Booze Itch

One’s feeling that they need to drink alcohol; can be brought on by a hangover (hair of the dog), in-laws (coping), or any other reason, but is typically defined by an inexplicable need to drink when you shouldn’t.

Mike: I’m getting the booze itch, Steve.

Steve: I hear you, bruh. Bloodies?

by Jinxed Bayous August 1, 2018

Jangry

Being angry because you’re jealous of something; similar to “hangry” but because of inadequacy rather than a lack of food.

Tyler: See Jeff’s text? I’m feeling jangry.

Drew: Me too.

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

In the greenlights

The feeling that everything is smooth, like coasting through several green traffic lights in a row.

Mike: Hey man! I heard you got a new gig for work!

Dave: Yeah, dude. I’m in the greenlights.

by Jinxed Bayous July 24, 2018