shit prints

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.

Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.

by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008

ouch!

What people always say when I stick my huge cock in them.

Ouch! I was expecting the length, but not the girth!

by jimmy patrick March 03, 2008

chape

when you rape someone and cheat on your partner at the same time.

Damn, that bitch was so fine I just HAD to chape her! I hope my girl don't find out!

by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008

dick clique

A group of popular dudes, usually fratty jocks, who are into date-raping their underage cousins (and each other).

"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"

by jimmy patrick February 15, 2008

kneegina

The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).

She wasn't fat enough for me to put it in the elbowgina, but the kneegina was a perfect fit!

by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008

freddy got fingered

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.

Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

mastastic

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008