by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
volk-man
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.
by Jimmy Patrick November 29, 2007
by jimmy patrick February 26, 2008
by jimmy patrick March 03, 2008
Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.
Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008