cosmo

the greatest fairy ever, he's a legend in every right and all should bow down to him
Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left
by jimmy October 22, 2004
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rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?
OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.
by Jimmy May 13, 2005
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limey

Semi-derogatory word directed towards people of british origin. Used the same way yankee or yank is used to insult americans. Does not always imply a specific political view, as most americans find the british annoying anyway.
limey: LOL amerikans r t3h stoopid!!!1

yankee: fuck off you self-righteous limey
by Jimmy February 28, 2005
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DTmoron

Anyone that hasn't caught on that it takes about two seconds to make up a definition, and the fact that "wataf" in the dictionary isn't anything to get excited about, and Jimmy hates you all.
You are a DTmoron.
by Jimmy February 04, 2004
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Upstate New York

Everything outside the City walls, is Upstate. it dosnt matter if your east, its still upstate, ask anyone at 82nd & Lex
All of nys outside of nyc is rural
by jimmy June 11, 2006
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Halfy

The state of being half of one race, and half of another.
"Look at the halfy, thats why sylvan is more popular than ever!"
by Jimmy April 05, 2004
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ass whopper

1. A very loud fart.
2. A piece of crap which ends up between your butt cheeks by accident when you try to push only a fart out.
1. Joe let out a real ass whopper after eating that can of beans.
2. Tom had to run to the bathroom after blowing an ass whopper.
by Jimmy February 29, 2004
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