homofused

Somebody, usualy male, who continually accuses other people of being gay or using many of the various euphemisms for gay (queer, fag, poof, bender, queen, etc) to describe people or actions, things, movies or anything really.

These people are often homofused; in that they are phobic of their own sexuality and try and hide under a blanket of fake masculinity and accusations that every other man is batting for the other side

Kraige was desperate that nobody learn't of his liking of other men and male genitals, that he spent all of his time verbally attcking anything and anyone he didn't understand, by calling them gay or faggot. Kraige is very homofused

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

one off the wrist

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.

I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.

by Jimi p September 10, 2008

frottage

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of spelling, it appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.

by Jimi P September 11, 2008

cup of cold sick

When, usualy a joke or another comment (but could also apply to a film or play etc), is either not appreciated, said when not appropriate or just plain not funny and get's either a cold response or no response at all. Similar to a lead balloon. It can be described as "Going down like a cup of cold sick".

When George told his joke, about The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman, in which the Irishman appears stupid, at an Irish social club, it went down like a cup of cold sick.

by Jimi p September 11, 2008

bentalist

A gay version of a mentalist.

"That Boy George has always been a bit of a bentalist" Exclaimed Jon Moss, as he denied all the gossip.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.

"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

poof,

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006