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scabatizer 

The hard nugget-like food delicacy formed at the very tip of its bottle, can or container usually after its first use and then after each use until such product is consumed. Prized for it's rarity and hardness. Scabatizers are reported to be culinary favorites of Howard Stern, Dimple Dang, Patricia Hearst, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Christiana Amanpour, Kim Jong-il and Bree Walker.
A "scabatizer" from a mustard or ketchup bottle is the best. If they're perfectly ripened, you get a bonus with the hard little nugget - you get this fabulous pool of oil bathing your treat in the essence of whatever you are savoring. Yuuuum. You can suck on a scabatizer for a good hour.
scabatizer by JimTimH. August 28, 2010
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sanatizer 

A cute person/object, typically used to cleanse souls as well as dirt. A hottie that you should love as well as give money to. An intelligent **Stocks** explorer and biggest fan of Apple.
"This person is soooo charming, they're a sanatizer."
sanatizer by hjdxab April 17, 2021
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soapatizer 

Hand sanitizer, but often used to describe the taste
"i bit a squishy, it tasted like soapatizer"

han.sanatizer 

Shes and amazing mutual and is a big fan of boba!
"Hey did you hear about where han.sanatizer went"
"Let me guess, to get boba?"
"How'd you know?"
"She loves boba!"
han.sanatizer by vaioz <3 July 2, 2021