Jim's definitions

the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants

That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.

by Jim June 9, 2004

Mambo

Something extremely gay.

Wow, that shit is fucking mambo.

by Jim March 1, 2005

yam

Male gonad of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003

wey aye

well of course!

Q: Do you want to go out sumwhere tonight?
A: Wey aye!

by jim March 4, 2003

Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

by Jim June 18, 2006

shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity

"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"

by jim July 2, 2003

Spyware

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware

Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup

by Jim June 21, 2004