Jim's definitions

frobnitz

Any widget used in computer hardware (baically the geek's synonym for "thingamajig" or "whatzit".

Stick that frobnitz in that mainframe over there.

by Jim November 6, 2003

patoiang

when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out.

damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to wash that decaying fish out of yourself.

by jim May 13, 2005

jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

super ted

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper

cor blimey, look at that super ted!

by jim July 15, 2003

stunt

To buy a car, or other expensive possesions with a stolen credit card.

J Kwon tried to stunt, but got busted when the dealership asked for ID.

by Jim May 13, 2005

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006

Timonium

Timonium is a place bombarded with private schools and public schools(that may as well be private). If ya wanna go out to eat, head to Padonia Station cuz they serve the best wings around! Panera or McDonalds are the perfect meeting spots before the big parties. And no, these are not any ordinary parties...gigantic homes are packed with kids from Loyola, St.Pauls, Maryvale, NDP, and Dulaney. No, we don't go for the cheap beer, we drink coctails and Corona. Collars popped are a must and Lacrosse games are a major attraction. If ya gotta work, SnOasis or Jay's Shaved ice are the places to go. Hott girls and Hott guys can be found while you're cruising up and down York Road in your lifted red jeep, beamer, or land rover.

Guy: Timonium, where's that?
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place

by jim April 24, 2005