hmongfler

huge crome muffler on import car mainly driven by hmong people in big cities, mainly goes with a spoiler

loud Handa civic

by jim November 18, 2003

Le Chat et Le Gangster

The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught

Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!

by Jim April 14, 2005

hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

himin

Term used as a way of getting someone's attention
Shouted as a term of annoyance.

Himin, what are you doing?

HIMIN! Fit are you playing at?

by Jim July 03, 2004

Thirteen

A really bad movie, do NOT listen to what the other person said. It's supposedly about what its like to be a thirteen year old girl, but i can safely say that if you know or have a thirteen year old who do any of the shit depicted in this horrible movie, beat them with a car antenna.
under any circumstances,
do NOT see this movie,
do NOT rent it,
and for Christ's sake,
do NOT buy it!

the movie "Thirteen" is just chock full of the "drama" that teenage girls like to pretend they go through.

The girl in this movie goes to nice, to a shoplifter, to a whore in 10 minutes!

by Jim October 10, 2005

Quilburto

a tasty invisible taco witch is spicy and delicious

That quilburto was kickass pass me another!

by Jim February 19, 2004