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Smella

the female ginitals that are unwashed and "smell", hence "smella"
damn... i was with that ho the otha nite and she had one hell of a smella on her
by jim December 14, 2003
mugGet the Smellamug.

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.
That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.
by Jim November 26, 2002
mugGet the dorkmug.

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.
The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.
by jim July 8, 2004
mugGet the Snuffermug.

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it
after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it
by jim November 24, 2003
mugGet the Texas Twistermug.

fairhaven

the neck, west island, the center, the docks, bridge street, fhs (castle), the skate park near the bijou, skip and mels, 7-11, the middle school at the dump, FUN TOWN
i live in faia-HAVen
by jim May 9, 2005
mugGet the fairhavenmug.

fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.
"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"
by jim May 7, 2005
mugGet the fire hosingmug.

sunflower seed

semen ejaculated from a man wit an unusual ammount of blond pubic hair.
"ewwww... i steped in sunflower seed"
by jim May 7, 2005
mugGet the sunflower seedmug.

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