Definitions by Jethro Q. Walrustitty

Cuh

Sub for "cunt" in online conversations so you don't get nailed by the algorithms and banned

"Marjorie Taylor Greene? She's a total cuh."

Cuh by Jethro Q. Walrustitty December 20, 2022

börthole 

Clever way to describe a butthole.

My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.

börthole by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 4, 2021

ZWI 

Zooming While Intoxicated.

Being/getting drunk online, while attending an internet get-together using an app like Zoom.

Also known as a Zeewee.

The police could have made a fortune if they knew how to issue a ZWI to all the drunks attending the Zoom meeting we had last night.

ZWI by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 22, 2020

NOC

NOC: short for Naturally Occuring Chad, a man who is naturally handsome and attractive to women: what all incels and cucks wish they were.

After being called a cuck on Reddit and Sluthate.com, Kevin decided to spend his 401K on plastic surgery to look more like a NOC and finally get with all of the Stacies who had rejected his pudgy, pasty, incel body.

NOC by Jethro Q. Walrustitty May 29, 2019

chuck a mental 

Australian slang for "throw a fit".

Don't say anything about Angelica's new hairstyle or she'll chuck a mental.

chuck a mental by Jethro Q. Walrustitty November 14, 2018

tc;dr 

too crazy; didn't read

Bob is off his meds again; he just posted a rant on Facebook about aliens not letting him get into law school. tc;dr

tc;dr by Jethro Q. Walrustitty September 8, 2015

The Zuckerati 

n. coll. The powers-that-be which created, and are responsible for, Facebook, from its founder on down to the lowliest programmer.

The Zuckerati are responsible for Facebook, the #1 social network on the world wide web, and the biggest time sink since the advent of online chat rooms and downloadable porn.

The Zuckerati by Jethro Q. Walrustitty June 1, 2011