NOC

NOC: short for Naturally Occuring Chad, a man who is naturally handsome and attractive to women: what all incels and cucks wish they were.

After being called a cuck on Reddit and Sluthate.com, Kevin decided to spend his 401K on plastic surgery to look more like a NOC and finally get with all of the Stacies who had rejected his pudgy, pasty, incel body.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty May 29, 2019

boxhunter

Lesbian, particularly a lesbian with an appetite for cunnilingus, or, an aggressive lesbian (see DYKE). Used pejoratively.

"She's the biggest boxhunter of any dyke I ever met."

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty September 29, 2006

tc;dr

too crazy; didn't read

Bob is off his meds again; he just posted a rant on Facebook about aliens not letting him get into law school. tc;dr

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty September 08, 2015

The Zuckerati

n. coll. The powers-that-be which created, and are responsible for, Facebook, from its founder on down to the lowliest programmer.

The Zuckerati are responsible for Facebook, the #1 social network on the world wide web, and the biggest time sink since the advent of online chat rooms and downloadable porn.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty June 01, 2011

ZWI

Zooming While Intoxicated.

Being/getting drunk online, while attending an internet get-together using an app like Zoom.

Also known as a Zeewee.

The police could have made a fortune if they knew how to issue a ZWI to all the drunks attending the Zoom meeting we had last night.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 22, 2020

börthole

Clever way to describe a butthole.

My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 04, 2021

chuck a mental

Australian slang for "throw a fit".

Don't say anything about Angelica's new hairstyle or she'll chuck a mental.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty November 14, 2018