The Zuckerati

n. coll. The powers-that-be which created, and are responsible for, Facebook, from its founder on down to the lowliest programmer.
The Zuckerati are responsible for Facebook, the #1 social network on the world wide web, and the biggest time sink since the advent of online chat rooms and downloadable porn.
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty June 01, 2011
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tc;dr

too crazy; didn't read
Bob is off his meds again; he just posted a rant on Facebook about aliens not letting him get into law school. tc;dr
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty September 08, 2015
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boxhunter

Lesbian, particularly a lesbian with an appetite for cunnilingus, or, an aggressive lesbian (see DYKE). Used pejoratively.
"She's the biggest boxhunter of any dyke I ever met."
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty September 29, 2006
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NOC

NOC: short for Naturally Occuring Chad, a man who is naturally handsome and attractive to women: what all incels and cucks wish they were.
After being called a cuck on Reddit and Sluthate.com, Kevin decided to spend his 401K on plastic surgery to look more like a NOC and finally get with all of the Stacies who had rejected his pudgy, pasty, incel body.
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty May 29, 2019
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börthole

Clever way to describe a butthole.
My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 04, 2021
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ZWI

Zooming While Intoxicated.

Being/getting drunk online, while attending an internet get-together using an app like Zoom.

Also known as a Zeewee.
The police could have made a fortune if they knew how to issue a ZWI to all the drunks attending the Zoom meeting we had last night.
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 22, 2020
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Cuh

Sub for "cunt" in online conversations so you don't get nailed by the algorithms and banned
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty December 20, 2022
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