Jesus christ's definitions

Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

by Jesus Christ December 21, 2003

antidisestablishmentarianism

A belief opposing a change in the social or political establishment.

Conservatives ususally hold the belief of antidisestablishmentarianism--they don't want to change the establishment

by Jesus Christ August 22, 2004

vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite

V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????

by Jesus Christ April 9, 2004

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003