Jesus's definitions

jee whiz

A phrase often used by young children or homosexuals and can be replaced with "holy gollogers!" or "neato!"

by Jesus October 23, 2003

African Round Ball

aka Basketball

dem niggaz love playin with balls.... in the mouth.... BOOYA

Hey look ma, that negro is playin with his african round ball. Can i give him a dirrrrrty sanchez???

by Jesus October 15, 2003

NOFX

the best band of all time.

NOFX kicks ass

by jesus June 26, 2004

zucchini

Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's

Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)

by Jesus May 13, 2005

Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 12, 2004

Boohbah

Somebody who likes to hypnotize and touch children.

That boohbah is sclass'ing some corpses

by Jesus November 8, 2004

big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

by Jesus March 29, 2004