Jesus's definitions

cooks

another word for chouette

that shirt is so cook!

by Jesus November 7, 2003

the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

by jesus June 30, 2004

Dipshit

1. a moron
2. an ignorant asshole
3. any person that labels themselves after music genres
4. a good percentage of the american public
5. a very nice word Maynard from Tool uses very well in describing people from L.A.
6. President Bush

You're a fucking dipshit if you think Bush is running the country well.

by Jesus January 16, 2004

griff

this beast........
get your bow on to him women....
couldnt be more of a legend.

person 1: where's grif?
Person 2: griff the beast? what a legend!

by jesus September 22, 2003

moke

The act of smoking marijuana.

Hey man, do you want to moke?

by Jesus January 10, 2004

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004

higheenas

oragnized group of misunderstood pot smokers ,who go from place to place solving mysteries,traveling though time,and various shcemes to get rich, get laid and steal things as well as out smart various fractions of the "man", fighting against the forces ethics and women's suffarge,often imitated never dupilcated.the members i easlily recognized by their zipper up hoodies, shell toes , and glazed over eyes.

officer O'Maley(irish accent): "Well, well, well, if it isn't the highenns , up to trouble agian I see."

by jesus November 14, 2004